By Andrew Kaufman
All Tom's pals rather are superheroes.
There's the Ear, the Spooner, the most unlikely guy. Tom even married a superhero, the Perfectionist. yet at their marriage ceremony, the Perfectionist used to be hypnotized (by ex-boyfriend Hypno, in fact) to think that Tom is invisible. not anything he does could make her see him. Six months later, she's yes that Tom has deserted her.
So she's relocating to Vancouver. She'll use her superpower to make Vancouver excellent and go away all of the heartbreak in Toronto. without suggestion Tom's beside her, she forums an aircraft in Toronto. Tom has till the wheels contact the floor in Vancouver to persuade her he's seen, or he loses her without end.
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